Mummies are not Zombies

PDX Zombie Prom presents Mummies are not Zombies. Some people believe that mommies and zombies are the same. They are after all both undead. Those people are wrong however, they are not the same.

Mummies retain their intelligence after death. Zombies are stupid.
Mummies have been well preserved. Zombies are always falling apart.
Mummies are rich. They have the wealth of the pharaohs to drop on. Zombies rarely have money.
Mummies usually work alone but sometimes had as many as four friends with them. Zombies come by the thousands.

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